What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you, I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it! – Tyrion Lannister Watching your vicious b*stard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying wh*res. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. If my father wants someone to get f*cked I know where he can start. We Make Peace With Our Enemies, Not Our Friends. I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows. Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin? Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my c*ck. – Tyrion LannisterĮvery time we deal with an enemy, we create two more. And you need to see things the way they do if you’re going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them. ![]() You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do. – Tyrion LannisterĪll dwarves are b*stards in their father’s eyes. – Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats. – Tyrion LannisterĪ long and bloody tale. Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king! – Tyrion Lannister Why are all the gods such vicious c*nts? Where is the god of t*ts and wine? – Tyrion Lannister The lord of light wants his enemies burned. I remember reading an old sailor’s proverb, ‘Piss on wildfire and your c*ck burns off.’ – Tyrion Lannister It’s even better luck to suck a dwarf’s c*ck. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance. That’s what I do: I drink and I know things. – Tyrion LannisterĪnd a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. I should have let Stannis kill you all! – Tyrion Lannister I saved this city, and all your worthless lives. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Whereas life, ah, life is full of possibilities. When I broke her maidenhead, she wept, but afterward she kissed me and sang her little song, and by morning I was in love.Sometimes Nothing Is The Hardest Thing To Do. I'll never know where I found the courage. ![]() The next thing I knew, I was sharing her bed. I was only thirteen, and the wine went to my head, I fear. We finished two whole chickens and part of a third, and drank a flagon of wine, talking. She was hungrier than I would have believed. The girl was too frightened to send her off by herself, though, so I offered to take her to the closest inn and feed her while my brother rode back to the Rock for help. She was a crofter's child, orphaned when her father died of fever, on her way to. By the time he came trotting back, I'd gotten a name out of her, and a story. They'd torn the rags she was wearing half off her back, so I wrapped her in my cloak while Jaime chase the men into the woods. She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your heart. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king. ![]() And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs. „I don't even know who my mother was, Jon said. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure. „You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister. „All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. „Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. „Let me give you some counsel, bastard, Lannister said. He was pleased by the dwarf's comment, but he tried not to let it show. You have more of the north in you than your brothers. „Lord Eddard Stark is my father, Jon admitted stiffly. Generations of capering fools in motley have won me the right to dress badly and say any damn thing that comes into my head. He pressed his lips together and said nothing. Jon felt a coldness pass right through him.
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